obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via itsmejennytee)

  • person: get your license
  • me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive

homeforfall:

"This is me officially giving up on you,
I’ve wasted too much time with stupid lies,
For this to ever become true,
And this is me officially giving up on you,
We’ve wasted too much time with stupid lies,
I’m getting shitfaced in your room.”

(via thinner-of-the-herd)

steppingoncracks:

i didn’t go to work for a month
i didn’t leave my bed for eight days straight
i haven’t hung out with anyone
'cause if I did, i'd have nothing to say

(via kovosklubas)

dusterkeit:

You kissed me on the forehead and told me that you’d never let go. You told me that you’d love me until the end. Which begs the question, are we now dead?

(via kovosklubas)